I’m a Huge, Greedy, Lazy Bastard and You Can Help Support My Gluttony

The first thing you should know about me is that I’m honest and upfront.

I don’t need anyone’s money.

That might sound strange to say to you right after I made an appeal to open your wallet to feed me, but by the end of this, you’ll understand why I told you that and hopefully why you should still contribute to my lazy, greedy, lifestyle.

I’m very hungry…

Growing up, I ate so much that my parents literally chained and padlocked the fucking refrigerator and locked the pantry door when it wasn’t time to eat. This is not an exaggeration.

When I tell you I have experience eating people out of house and home, you can actually put that into context. Just because my parents didn’t support my gluttony doesn’t mean you can’t.

I’m also complex.

 

One of my tiniest feeders and I chatting 2/22/20

Just because I happen to be a lazy, greedy superchub, doesn’t mean I’m not intelligent, witty, passionate, and otherwise utterly fascinating.  I enjoy defying expectations.

Dedicated feeders develop a rapport with me over time and if remote feeding isn’t for you, I do hold in-person sessions of feeding, and worship.

I don’t take donations. I’m not a charity. 😈

Because I don’t need anyone’s money, you can rest assured that your contributions to my massive gut, actually go to my massive gut.

I don’t need your money to pay my rent or some shit like that, and I’m not in the business of deceiving people. In fact, because my feeders, servants, and slaves needed discreet, anonymous, secure ways to feed and worship me, I actually started a business to serve our mutual interests, ’cause that’s just how I roll.

If you wish your money to go toward my video production endeavours, I encourage you to sign up to the waitlist for the underground site where I sell my video content. Again, all contributions on this page will fund my feeding.

Security, Privacy, and Discretion

Because I operate under a business, you can expect a higher level of care taken with any data you may trust me with, but I’ve made it as secure, and anonymous as possible to feed me and make my life as comfortable as I deserve.

I do this in several ways, but you’ll notice the lock icon at the top of your browser. All communication with my sites are secured with the same tech that secures your banking transactions.

Your payment card data is securely processed by Stripe and never touches my servers. Your card statement will show a payment to ‘BBP Media’ for your privacy.

You can feed me anonymously

The payment buttons below simply ask for an email address. Feel free to get a throw-away email address and use it to anonymously contribute to my feeding. May I suggest 10minEmail.com which instantly gives you a disposable, anonymous address you can use below.

I’m real, and I’m always hungry! You should feed me and get in touch.

I’m the real deal with the setup to protect your privacy and security which allows you to indulge. Indulge me in all the glorious food I deserve, and indulge yourself in the decadence of contributing to my gluttony. Enabling it. Encouraging it. Investing in it. Growing both my belly and my lazy lifestyle that keeps me fat and addicted to the worship, servitude, and whatever I want to eat, whenever I want to eat it. 😈

Play your part in my gluttony and smash a button!